But is it good for the chews?

"Off the Hook" commercial for Goldenberg's Peanut Chews
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August 22, 2012
I’ve always felt a little proprietary about Goldenberg’s Peanut Chews. Years ago, when I interned at the Jewish federation in Philadelphia, baskets of the candy were placed on the tables during fund-raising drives, a gift of the local family that owned the company. I was thrilled, and not only because I am lactose intolerant and the chews (until they changed the production method a few years back) were labeled pareve — dairy-free.
I also got a kick out of the idea that a national candy brand had such a distinctively, defiantly Jewish name. Eating a Peanut Chew, I wasn’t just enjoying a sticky, bite-sized morsel of peanuts, molasses, and chocolate — I was representing.
So I took it a little personally when Just Born, the company that bought the brand from its Philadelphia founders, decided in 2004 to drop the “Goldenberg’s” name from the front wrapper. As New York Times advertising columnist Andrew Adam Newman explained this week, “A new wrapper introduced in 2004 not only significantly changed the logo and color scheme, but also removed the historically prominent ‘Goldenberg’s,’ which was thought to sound too homespun for a national player.”
Too “homespun”? Please. Perhaps no one at Just Born admitted that the name sounded “too Jewish,” or perhaps Newman was being coy. But you have to suspect that someone was thinking it. And not that there is anything wrong with that. I suppose if I were trying to bring a mostly regional brand to national prominence, I would play down the Jewy, play up the chewy. Hell, an entire generation of Jews did just that. That’s how Cohen became “Cooke,” “Kent,” and “Cole.” And why so few people remember Issur Danielovitch’s macho star turn in Spartacus.
The beauty of the candy story, however, is that following the loss of the “Goldenberg’s” name, sales of Peanut Chews tanked! Newman reports that customers complained of “bootlegged” versions that were in fact genuine. In response, the company is putting “Goldenberg’s” back on the package and rolling out “an advertising and marketing campaign that celebrates its heritage.”
The irony! A few weeks ago I obtained my mother’s discharge papers from the U.S. Navy, where her maiden name appears as Naomi “Green,” not “Greenberg.” She served as a pharmacist’s mate (that’s a rank, wiseguy) in World War II, and I remember her telling me that she’d been advised by Jewish friends to play down her “heritage.” A similar consideration led my grandfather and his brothers to change their eccentrically spelled Polish surname to “Carroll.”
Nearly a century later, a candy company realizes that a Jewish name can move product. Hollywood’s most bookable artists have names like Judd Apatow, Sarah Silverman, Seth Rogen, Jason Schwartzman, and Sacha Baron Cohen. And I often find myself thinking my own “brand” might get a boost if my last name were more Jewish.
In 2009, essayist Ron Rosenbaum rapped Jon Stewart for having changed his name from “Leibowitz,” calling the change a “relic of that dark age when Jews in show biz changed their names because they feared ‘real Americans’ wouldn’t accept the originals.” Rosenbaum’s essay, written almost 20 years after the debut of a sitcom called Seinfeld, was about a generation too late.
None of this Jewish back story is discussed in Newman’s story about Peanut Chews, and that’s too bad. The religion and media site “Get Religion” often talks about “ghosts” — that is, religious themes in news stories that are somehow ignored or unnoticed by the reporter or publication. The Peanut Chews story is positively haunted. Consider: A new commercial for the candy features an Asian man who, after taking a bite of the candy, transforms into a tracksuit-wearing hip-hop fan, circa 1985. In a thick Asian accent, he declares that the candy is “off the hook.” The commercial ends with the new campaign’s tag line, “Chewin’ it old style.”
Jewish candy. Asian actor. African-American fashions and slang. This kind of ethnic mash-up can’t be unintentional. It sounds like someone at the ad agency, trying to reintroduce a product with an unmistakably “ethnic” name, wanted to emphasize that crossing religious and racial boundaries is perfectly acceptable in buying a candy bar. It’s how Levy’s rye bread joked its way out of the baked goods ghetto in the 1960s, with ads featuring Native Americans and Asians and the famous tag line, “You don’t have to be Jewish to love Levy’s real Jewish rye.”
The return of Goldenberg’s Peanut Chews doesn’t exactly signal the end of anti-Semitism, but it does suggest that we’ve left behind what Rosenbaum calls the “shabby, antiquated era” when Jewish success depended on one’s ability to “pass.” (Not that America, for all its freewheeling multiculturalism, has solved all its intolerance issues — good luck selling a candy called Mahmood’s Peanut Bites.)
In the case of Goldenberg’s, let’s call it progress that a major company thinks a Jewish-sounding name has gone from liability to selling point. As for intolerance — isn’t it time that they brought back the “pareve” Peanut Chew?
Andrew Silow-Carroll is Editor-in-Chief of the New Jersey Jewish News. Between columns you can read his writing at the JustASC blog.





Comments
beem
August 23, 2012
“Hollywood’s most bookable artists have names like Judd Apatow, Sarah Silverman, Seth Rogen, Jason Schwartzman, and Sacha Baron Cohen”
“Rogen” is a non-Jewish last name, usually Irish (also spelled “Rogan”, as in non-Jewish comedian Joe Rogan). Seth Rogen’s grandfather changed the name from something else, as I recall.
I don’t know if “Apatow” would “sound Jewish” to most people.
Don’t forget younger actors with the surnames “Efron” (Zac), “Levitt” (Joseph Gordon-), and “Lerman” (Logan).
maury
August 23, 2012
Great to hear that the GOLDENBERG name is back on the wrapper. Lived in Philadephia area for many years before moving to Cleveland. Peanut Chews may not have been the number 1 candy, but if you lived in the area many people reached for these rather than a Hershey bar.
Neil Edwards
August 23, 2012
My second favorite candy, behind Snickers. Looking forward to seeing it on the shelves again. Funny, I never thought of it as a “Jewish” brand. And I am one of those who change his surname in favor of a more “American”-sounding name that I wouldn’t have to continually spell out after reciting my name during a business phone call.
JoAnn Abraham
August 23, 2012
But, Andy, are they parve???
mal
August 23, 2012
even before they removed the name, they removed the quality by substituting chocolate flavoring for the real chocolate covering. feh.
dan bloom
August 25, 2012
Andy, one of your best columns ever on culture/humor issues and bravo. And RE: ‘‘And I often find myself thinking my own “brand” might get a boost if my last name were more Jewish.’‘
True. Silow-Carroll does not “sound” or “look” Jewish at all. With something like “Andrew Silver Kaplan” your name would by now be in lights and the NYT oped page would be calling for commissioned pieces. But I love your name. Don’t change a thing.
Humor makes the world go ‘round. Such a world! Such as it is!
Danny Bloom, aka real name ‘‘Daniel Zembalosovich-Askenazyoff’’ - at Ellis Island, Zadie couldn’t see the entire name so the clerk said you are now BLOOM.
Rob
August 26, 2012
You must be spot on Andrew. Good thoughts here. The name was ethnic so they removed it from the front. They get defensive about that. Use to be be my favorite candy also but it doesn’t taste the same. Do you think they changed the formula too? Easy to spot that package though. Somebody must have woken up.
asc
August 27, 2012
JoAnn:
You raise a good point—readers may not know that “parve” is the Hebrew term and “pareve” is the Yiddish term, or so I have been told. If anyone knows otherwise, please correct.
According to the package, the ingredients are: Peanut(s), Corn Syrup, Sugar, Molasses, Dextrose, Vegetable(s) Oil Partially Hydrogenated (Cottonseed Oil Partially Hydrogenated, Soybean(s) Oil Partially Hydrogenated) , Cocoa Powder, Soya Lecithin An Emulsifier, Salt
Nothing non-dairy, although they share machinery with products that are dairy. As a result, candies are designated as OU-D and are certified kosher dairy